Burmese Celebrities Funny Pictures

Burmese Actors & Actresses ... Very Funny One :P Love the 1st Two Pics ...

Local Call ...

After Bush and Than Shwe passed away and were sent to hell ...Then the satan asked them wat they wish to do before the purnishment ...And both of them requested to make a call to their relatives ...So after calling,Bush had to pay $1000 ...And as for Than Shwe he had to pay only $10 ...So Bush thought that was unfair and asked why it is that ?The Satan said cuz it is a local call !!!...................

Burmese' Brain ... :)

This is very old one, you all might knew of it already ...Once there was a shop where u can buy brains ...brain from different countries ...and there a man came and asked " how much is the this one pointing to the American One ?"then the owner of the shop replied ,"It is $ 20 ."Then he asked ,"How much is the Japanese One ? ".the owner replied ,"It is $ 35. "And the customer asked again ,"How much is the Burmese one ? "the owner replied,"It is $100."The customer was suprised and asked," What?? Why??How could it be so expensive than other brains ?".the owner said ,"Cause it is a brand new one, never been used!"

Japan Vs Burma - No.1 Nation Vs Poorest

Japanese premier was on a State visit to Burma. On his way from the airportlooking out his limo, he saw vast rice fields, rubber plantation,etc..and said to Shu Maung, "if we were to lead a nation like yours which hasplanty of land, low population and vast natural resources, it will becomea number 1 nation in Asia within 5 years". Then Shu Maung (Ne Win) immediatelyretorted, "if we were to lead a number 1 nation like yours, it will bea poorest nation within 5 years"..............

I'm Impressed About PH8 Mineral Water In Burma ...

Myo Nyunt, Rangoon Commander, and well-known brain with a 4th standardeducation, is making an inspection tour of the Dagon Ice and Drinks Factory.He stops in front of the pH7 mineral water bottling plant. "What's this?" heasks. "Ah", says the "responsible official", "this is the bottling factory forour pH7 mineral water. We have recently doubled production to 100,000 bottlesper year". The general is visibly impressed. "Keep it up!" he exhorts them."If you strive to increase production, next year you should make pH8, and beforelong pH10"..........................

Actually more than PH 7 it will be Acid ... :D ... I wish i could treat him PH 10 :P and the whole goverment :P ...

Trip To Bangkok - Burmese Goverment ...

The three generals made a little-publicized trip to Bangkok. While there, the trio made a nocturnal pilgrimage to a thai brothel notorious for staffing its premises with women known for their extreme lack of inhibitions of any sort. In short, no known deviant act was beyond their skill to indulge... Soon after the generals made their assignations, they were having a beer and sort of breaking the ice with the ladies. At about the time everyone was ready to "GO UPSTAIRS", each of the generals whispered something in the women's ears...Immediately, all three girls jumped to their feet, slapped the generals' faces, and stomped out of the room in an indignant huff.The brothel madam, curious about the hullabaloo, reproached the ladies, "you girls have done things in bed i never even thought of myself, as a matter of fact, the three of you are so perverted, i've thought of having you committed to an insane asylum, " and she paused for breath before asking, "now what could those three burmese generals have wanted that was so bad you had to cause all that trouble?"One of the women stopped her angry tears long enough to answer "...THEY WANTED TO PAY US WITH 45 KYAT NOTES!......................

The Entire People Will Be Happy,IF ...

SHORTLY AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE NEW CURRENCY DENOMINATIONS, GENERALS KHIN NYUNT, ABEL, AND TIN OO WERE FLYING IN THEIR HELICOPTER UP TO PAGAN.KHIN NYUNT MUSED ALOUD " YOU KNOW, AS WE ARE ABOUT TO LAND, I'LL THROW OUT A COUPLE OF THE NEW K500 NOTES INTO THE CROWD AND MAKE AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY HAPPY" ABEL REPLIED, "WELL, YOU KNOW, FOR THE SAME TOTAL EXPENDITURE, I'LL THROW OUT K200 NOTES AND MAKE FIVE PEOPLE HAPPY". TIN OO, NOT TO BE OUT-DONE, SHOT BACK THAT HE WOULD THROW OUT TEN K100 NOTES AND SATISFY EVEN MORE PEOPLE...AND SO THEY BEGAN TO ARGUE BACK AND FORTH OVER WHICH PLAN WOULD BRING THEM MORE MERIT, SO LOUDLY SO THAT THEY ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THE PILOT, WHO TURNED AROUND IN THE COCKPIT TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING."IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FLYING?" HE ASKED. SO THE THREE GENERALS EACH IN TURN EXPLAINED THEIR RATIONALE, AND ASKED THE PILOT TO SETTLE THE ARGUEMENT."WELL GENERALS, IF IT WAS ME, I'D JUST THROW ALL THREE OF YOU BASTARDS OUT OVER THE CROWD FROM A HIGH ALTITUDE, AND THAT WAY, I'D BE MAKING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HAPPY...........................

24 Hours Electricity ...

There are two people (talking to one another): ‘Hey (my friend), do you know U Phyu who lives near our house died yesterday?’ (said the first man). ‘How come he is dead?’ (asked the second). ‘He died from electric shock’. ‘You are pulling my leg! How come he died from electric shock while there has been no electricity supply?’ ‘He got a shock when he touched the (state-run) newspaper.’ ‘How could that be?’ ‘You are all saying there is no electricity etc., but there have been many (reports of) electricity supplies in the newspaper. That’s why he died from electric shock by touching the paper’.

Our Goverment ...

An American, an English and a Burmese meet and boast. The American said, we, the Americans had climbed the Everest with no legs. The English said, that’s easy, man. We, the English had crossed the Pacific without arms, twice. Then, the Burmese said; your efforts are nothing. Our country has been governed without the head (brain) for
18 years.