The Entire People Will Be Happy,IF ...

SHORTLY AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE NEW CURRENCY DENOMINATIONS, GENERALS KHIN NYUNT, ABEL, AND TIN OO WERE FLYING IN THEIR HELICOPTER UP TO PAGAN.KHIN NYUNT MUSED ALOUD " YOU KNOW, AS WE ARE ABOUT TO LAND, I'LL THROW OUT A COUPLE OF THE NEW K500 NOTES INTO THE CROWD AND MAKE AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY HAPPY" ABEL REPLIED, "WELL, YOU KNOW, FOR THE SAME TOTAL EXPENDITURE, I'LL THROW OUT K200 NOTES AND MAKE FIVE PEOPLE HAPPY". TIN OO, NOT TO BE OUT-DONE, SHOT BACK THAT HE WOULD THROW OUT TEN K100 NOTES AND SATISFY EVEN MORE PEOPLE...AND SO THEY BEGAN TO ARGUE BACK AND FORTH OVER WHICH PLAN WOULD BRING THEM MORE MERIT, SO LOUDLY SO THAT THEY ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THE PILOT, WHO TURNED AROUND IN THE COCKPIT TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING."IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FLYING?" HE ASKED. SO THE THREE GENERALS EACH IN TURN EXPLAINED THEIR RATIONALE, AND ASKED THE PILOT TO SETTLE THE ARGUEMENT."WELL GENERALS, IF IT WAS ME, I'D JUST THROW ALL THREE OF YOU BASTARDS OUT OVER THE CROWD FROM A HIGH ALTITUDE, AND THAT WAY, I'D BE MAKING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HAPPY...........................