A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph ... Touching Love Story

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle ...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

The Blind Girl

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There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying..... "Just take care of my eyes dear." i'll always love you forever...

31 Ways To Make A Gal Smile

1. Dont hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.
5. Wrestle with her
6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.
13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then tell her
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends
21. Kiss her in the rain
22. Kiss her just for the heck of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
27. Give her what she wants
28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
29. Tell her shes beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.
30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time
31. If u care about her...SHOW her!

Smart Or Silly Wife Helping Husband ...

After Pulling over a speeding car, a police officer asks the driver,

" Can you tell me why you were doing 80 mph, sir? "

" I think your speed gun is broken," says the driver.

" I had my car in cruise control at 60 mph."

" Now dont be silly, dear ," says the driver's wife. " you know we dont have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the man grows at his wife, " Can you keep quiet for once?"

The woman smiles and says, " You should be thankful your police radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer writes out another ticket for an illegal rader detector, the man says to his wife, "for God's sake, will you button it?"

The officer frowns and says, "I also notice that you are not wearing seat belt , sir "

" Well, I was, " says the driver. " But I took it off when you pulled me over."

" Now , dear, You know very well you never wear your seat belt, " says his wife.

As the officer writes out a trird ticket, the man shouts, " for the last time, shut up you silly woman! "

" Does your husband always talk to you like this? " the police officer asks the wife.

" On, no, " she says.

" Only when he's been drinking."

Janice Wilson(RD)

Funny Toilet' Signs And Notice

Toilet Signs ... :D

Who Is This Guy - You Husband,Boyfriend,Daddy or Brother ?

Very Funny One ...

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he

had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had

her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
would die.

I Can Not Tell A Lie !!!

I can not tell a lie !!!
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock that night.
They got dressed quickly. Then the man asked his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked, thinking him pretty weird.
The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I can not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."
The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes, and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

..........................
Sometimes I think that you need to tell a lie to your girl cause they wont believe you all the time that you are telling the truth ...

Boy & Girl Funniest Jokes

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


BOY : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


GIRL : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think,Peter?
BOY : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.


Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.

Monthly Income Statement

Dear Sweetheart
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband
Allen.
His wife replied a letter after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses,i am sending the expenses in details.

1.The milkman agreed on two kisses for one month milk supply.

2.The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3.Our landlord is coming every other days and taking two to three kisses instead of rent.

4.Supermarket owner did not accept kisses on their own, so I had given him,you know, some other stuff !

5.Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry for me, I have remaining kisses of 35 and I hope I can manage this month by using theses kisses.
Shall I plan same way for next months ? Please advise!!!
Your sweetheart.
Suzanne.

Why Am I Married ?

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."



A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.



If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

" A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "

Are Men Hard To Please ?

All about Guyz ...

Men Are Hard To Please
Is It Really Hard To Please ???
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.!
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

(Believe me guys aren't like that, not all guys and not all sentences is correct :D)

If Women Controlled The World

If Women Controlled The World...

Salary Day (Funny Pictures)

All This Happens With Most Husband On Salary Day ...

Wife:Where is the salary ???
Wife: Show me your pocket?
Husband: I'll not give cuz u'll spend it all.
Wife:Get Me Way ... I'm going for shopping.
Wife: Thz Sweet Heart ... Bye !!!

Wife Swap - Funny Story ( Top Ten )

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M …

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait 9 months... … …You got pregnant last night.'

New Hair Style

New Hair Style ... Would you like to have like this kind ???