Boy & Girl Funniest Jokes

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


BOY : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


GIRL : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think,Peter?
BOY : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.


Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.