Monthly Income Statement
Dear Sweetheart
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband
Allen.
His wife replied a letter after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses,i am sending the expenses in details.
1.The milkman agreed on two kisses for one month milk supply.
2.The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3.Our landlord is coming every other days and taking two to three kisses instead of rent.
4.Supermarket owner did not accept kisses on their own, so I had given him,you know, some other stuff !
5.Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry for me, I have remaining kisses of 35 and I hope I can manage this month by using theses kisses.
Shall I plan same way for next months ? Please advise!!!
Your sweetheart.
Suzanne.
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband
Allen.
His wife replied a letter after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses,i am sending the expenses in details.
1.The milkman agreed on two kisses for one month milk supply.
2.The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3.Our landlord is coming every other days and taking two to three kisses instead of rent.
4.Supermarket owner did not accept kisses on their own, so I had given him,you know, some other stuff !
5.Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry for me, I have remaining kisses of 35 and I hope I can manage this month by using theses kisses.
Shall I plan same way for next months ? Please advise!!!
Your sweetheart.
Suzanne.
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