Bush's Medical Result & NASA's Problem

Bush's Medical Result

Bush thinks he got something wrong with his brain so he went to see a doctor. After medical examination, the doctor tells him: "Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left."
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NASA's Problems

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius.But as for the Russians,they used a pencil.
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Joke From UK

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."