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Why Students Failed Their Exams ???

Why Students Failed Their Exams ???

It's not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left. 11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

" Then how can a student pass ??"

New Theory About Women

New Theory about Women :

1. To find a woman you need time and money therefore:

women = time x money ............@

2. " Time is money " so

time = money ...........................@

3. Therefore:

women =money x money

women = ( money )^2 ............@

4. "Money is the root of all problems "

money = ( problems )^1/2 ......@

5. Therefore:

women = (problems)^2/2

And the final conclusion is

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women = problems

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Hey girls out there, this is just for fun,

Now don't get angry and create any problem to prove that this theory is correct....