Kids,What Is Politics ?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me President Bush. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we can call her the Congress. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has said.Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him, finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."The father says, "Good, son, so what do you think politics is all about?"The little boy replies, "President Bush is screwing the Working class, while the Congress is sound asleep. The People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep sh*t."