Archie - Funniest Questions & Answers

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
ARCHIE : " HIJKLMNO ! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
ARCHIE : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : ARCHIE, go to the map and find North America.
ARCHIE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
ARCHIE : ARCHIE!

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TEACHER : ARCHIE, how do you spell " crocodile"?
ARCHIE : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
ARCHIE : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : ARCHIE, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ARCHIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, ARCHIE. Always say, "I am."
ARCHIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE ?"
ARCHIE : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
ARCHIE : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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ARCHIE : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
ARCHIE: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
ARCHIE: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, ARCHIE, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
ARCHIE: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : ARCHIE, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?
ARCHIE: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
ARCHIE: A teacher

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TEACHER : How old is your father,ARCHIE?
ARCHIE : The same as me.
TEACHER : How can it be possible ?
ARCHIE : Cause he became father only after i was born.