4 Men In Prison Cell

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL:

A RAPIST

A MURDERER
...
A PSYCO

& A GAY.

RAPIST SAYS, "IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I'D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE"

THE MURDERER SAYS "ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I'D TORTURE IT TO DEATH"

THE PSYCO "OH YEAH & ONCE IT'S DEAD I'D FUCK IT TILL I DIE"

THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS :

"MIAAOOW"
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C'mon, Be Yourself!!!

Dragon Or Naga Was Founded In World War Two !!!

Is This True Or Not ???

Dragon Or Naga was Founded During World War Two ... In Mae Kaung River Which Is The Thai Laos Border Now ... Austrian Solidiers Were Believed To Killed Queen of the Naga or Dragon ... And Had Taken The Pictures below ... Then They all Ate It ... After All Everyone Who Ate The Dragon Meat Died ... And According To Buddhist Story Dragon Does Exist ... So Do You Believe That It Exists ???

Carrot As An Alternative medicine !!!

The carrot gets its characteristic orange color from beta-carotene, an antioxidant which metabolizes into vitamin A after consumption.

Botanical: Daucus carota (LINN.)
Family: N.O. Umbelliferae
Synonym: Philtron (Old Greek). Bird's Neat.

Habitat:

The wild ancestor of the carrot is likely to have come from Afghanistan. Centuries of selective breeding of the wild carrot has produced the familiar garden vegetable which is now found all over the world.

Description:

The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange, white, or pink in color, and a crisp texture when fresh. The carrot's edible part is a taproot.

It is a biennial plant which grows a rosette of leaves in the spring and summer of the first year, while building up the stout taproot, storing large amounts of sugar for the plant to flower in the second year. The flowering stem grows to about 1 m tall, with an umbel of white flowers.

The Carrot is well distinguished from other plants of the same order by the umbel's central flower or a tiny bright red or deep purple umbellule.

Part Used Medicinally:

The whole herb, the seeds and root.

Constituents:

The carrot is an excellent source of carotene, vitamins B and C, potassium, thiamine, folic acid, magnesium, calcium pectate, and an extraordinary pectin fibre which has cholesterol-lowering properties.

The carrot's phenolic compounds are also antioxidants. It contains 89 percent water and its most distinguishable dietetic substance is sugar (4.5 percent).

It also contains, in smaller amounts, essential oils and nitrogenous composites.

Carrot juice contains crystallizable and uncrystallizable sugar, a little starch, extractine gluten, albumen, volatile oil, vegetable jelly or pectin, saline matter, malic acid and carotin.

Different colored carrots are believed to have different health affects:

Orange carrots which originate from Europe and the Middle East, contain beta and alpha-carotene, both orange pigments. They are high in Vitamin A essential for the well-being and keen eyesight.

Yellow carrots also originating from the Middle East, contain xanthophylls and lutene, pigments similar to beta carotene, which helps fight against macular degeneration, prevents lung and other cancers and reduces the risk of astherosclerosis (hardening of the arteries).

Originally from India and China, red carrots are tinted by lycopene, (another form of carotene) which reduces the risk of macular degeneration, serum lipid oxidation, helps prevent heart disease and a wide variety of cancers including prostate cancer.

Purple carrots (usually orange inside) originate from Turkey, the Middle and the Far East. They have even more beta carotene than their orange cousins, and get their pigment from anthocyanins which act as powerful antioxidants. They help prevent heart disease by slowing blood clotting and are good anti inflammatory agents.

White carrots originate from Afghanistan, Iran, and Pakistan. They lack pigment, but contain other health-promoting substances called phytochemicals.

Black carrots contain anthocyanins, part of the flavonoid family. Flavonoids are currently under investigation as anticancer compounds, as free radical scavengers in living systems, as well as LDL (the bad) cholesterol inhibitors.

Medicinal Uses:

Carrots are well-known for their sweetening, antianemic, healing, remineralizing and sedative properties.

Old writers tell us that a poultice made of carrot root has been found to mitigate the pain of cancerous ulcers, and that the leaves, applied with honey, cleanse running sores and ulcers. An infusion of the root was also used as aperients.

An infusion of the whole herb is considered an active and valuable remedy in treating edema, chronic kidney diseases and bladder infections.

Carrot tea, taken night and morning, is considered excellent for lithic acid or gouty disposition. A strong decoction is very useful in gravel and stone, and is good for flatulence.

The seeds are carminative, stimulant and also useful in flatulence, windy colic, hiccups, dysentery, and chronic coughs. They were at one time considered a valuable remedy for calculus complaints.

The chief virtues of the carrot lie in its strong antiseptic qualities, which prevent all putrescent changes within the body. It has anti-bacterial and anti-fungicidal properties. Carrot seed oil helps control itchiness of the scalp and provides essential nutrients for hair growth.

Carrots are also reported to be helpful in maintaining optimum health and weight loss.

It is believed to be good for treating prostate adenoma due to its beta-sitosterol.

Carrot seeds reduce the blood sugar level on account of glucoquininin (herbal insulin). It regulates the glucose level in diabetic patients.

Carrot sugar extracted from the roots is good for relieving coughs and fighting bronchitis.

Carrot juice has anti-carcinogen properties and is believed to have cancer-curing properties.

Beta carotene is an anti-oxidant which prevents cell degeneration and slows down the ageing process.

Carrots are also good for the skin. They improve muscle, flesh, and skin health, and protect the skin from sun damage and reduce acne.

Carrot juice is like a tonic. It improves overall health and increase immunity (two glasses of carrot juice a day can increase the immunity by as much as 70%), it may lessen HIV symptoms as well.

Carrot reduces the risk of heart disease and high blood pressure. It helps the liver excrete fats and bile.

Preparation:

Unlike most other vegetables (though not all), carrots are more nutritious when eaten cooked (except when juiced).

It should be noted that cutting up carrots and boiling or steaming them will result in the loss of half its proteins and soluble carbohydrates so it is recommended to cook carrots whole.

Light Cooking increases its antioxidant power.

Caution:

Carotene, the pigment that gives carrots and other yellow fruits and vegetables their color, can cause carotenemia when consumed in excessive quantities.

The body can not assimilate more than 8-10 oz. of carrot juice at one time (taken on an empty stomach) or more than five glasses of carrot juice per week.

Though the yellowing of the skin from indulging in a heavy dose of carrot juice is seldom serious and will disappear in a few days time, continued carrot gorging can cause medical problems including liver damage.

Allergic reactions to carrot are associated with cross sensitivity to celery, certain spices, mugwort, and birch pollen.

Individuals with low glucose levels should avoid using carrots.

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Crazy Sandal ... Funny Sandal !!!

Cute Little White Tiger Found New Mommy !!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph ... Touching Love Story

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle ...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

The Blind Girl

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There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying..... "Just take care of my eyes dear." i'll always love you forever...